Watching the mail lady throw a package — onto the neighbor’s porch — from her truck— some 30 feet away. Fragile, it said.
Sounds like a new ringtone on my older sister’s phone.
Doggy day care calling about Laddie — her 6 month old puppy — Laddie.
Laddie can no longer be in the play group with Emma, Valentina or Abigail, the voice said. And — Paula The Great’s mom just called. Laddie is forbidden to be in the same room as Paula The Great. Also — we’ve removed all the striped pillows from the doggy disco — the plain ones are fine — Laddie doesn’t go anywhere near the plain ones.
Downloaded the puppy-cam app — wanted to see for myself.
Oh no — Laddie!
My sister’s phone rang — doggy day care — again.
Just so you know — you’ll be getting a call from one of Prince Michael’s dads.