If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only have one food–an unlimited supply of it—what would it be?
I’d choose a sweet potato. I love sweet potatoes–especially roasted sweet potatoes. I’d also have a few add on condiments–like a generous slathering of cultured butter, a sprinkling of pink Himalayan salt, a drizzling of local raw honey and a dash of cinnamon on top. But–actually–I could eat a roasted sweet potato plain.
The one food I really cannot stand is eggplant. So, if you’re on a neighboring deserted island and your food choice is eggplant– sorry- I won’t be swimming over for lunch anytime soon. Even if you have a stash of chocolate!
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them Anywhere.
My new favorite way to use roasted sweet potato is in a Sweet Potato and Almond Cake.
The recipe is based on Claudia Roden’s Orange and Almond Cake. Instead of using oranges–substitute a large, 1 lb. sweet potato (roasted or baked) and add 1 Tbsp. orange juice plus 1/2 tsp. (each) cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and 1/4 tsp. black pepper and coriander. It’s so easy even a cat could make it. My goodness–I should have said rat instead of cat. My twin sister’s cat, Paloma, was indeed quite the baker!
In fact, not too long ago, Paloma, was the reigning Queen of Cat Baking. Too bad her one and only rival, Niko, could only bake birthday cakes. Of course, Paloma could do it all! She was also an accomplished water colorist. Self-Portraits were her specialty.
Paloma, however, is no more– but my twin sister still has her diary. Apparently, Paloma’s dream was to create a Cooking A-cat-emy (for the advancement of feline culinary skills). She wanted to personally groom each student (she called them kittens) to ensure they measured up to her royal Hello Kitty standards. (Hardee Har Har-that was an inside joke–on page 324 of Paloma’s diary–she reveals that she hated that floozy Hello Kitty).
Oh, Poor Paloma. She never got to meet big boy Boris or little Stix. These two handsome fellas were going to be on her dream team at the A-cat-emy. It’s probably for the best–Boris has a reputation around town and Stix is a thief! Plus, Alibaba, Paloma’s one true love has a jealous streak (and crazy looking fangs)! But he is very sweet. And he still visits!